Below are some funny and kink related quotes I find entertaining.
"When you think night and day and every moment only of
pleasing Me, things will be very easy for you."
~Anne Rice~
Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job."
~Morticia Addams~ (in Addams Family Movie)
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." ~Mae West~
"The two best teachers are love and pain."
~Andrea Haskell~(played by Marcia Gay Harden in The Education of Max Bixford)
"To have someone give you control of their bodies and minds, to be entrusted with the responsibility to take care of them, to have someone willing to suffer for you, to forsake pride and dignity to please you... what other gift in this world can possibly equate to that? And more importantly, what makes you worthy to receive it?"
~Author Unknown~
"Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?"
~Dr. Twardon!~ (in Secretary 2002)
"It's not about pain, it's about trust. Handing yourself over, fully and completely to another human being. There's nothing more beautiful than letting go like that"
~Dollhouse.~
"Chain of command: I say it. You do it! End of chain."
"There WILL be pain involved . . . But only if you ask nicely"
"32 flavors and not one of them vanilla."
"I am sorry but the safe word is not "I forgot the safe word.""
"There is good pain, and there is really good pain."
"You would look great in tears"
"Who needs cable? Rope is strong enough."
"It is all fun and games, then someone gets spanked."
Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then its just fun
Spanking..a little girl's nightmare..a big girl's dream
"I only hurt you because I love the way you scream my name."
I like girls that like girls
No pain, no date
I like biting! It's like kissing, only there's a winner!" taken from Doctor Who TNG
"All acts of love & pleasure are My rituals."
~from the Charge of the Goddess~
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
~Oscar Wilde~
"An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young."
~Oscar Wilde~
"Condemnation without investigation is the HIGHEST form of IGNORANCE"
~Albert Einstein~
"It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure."
~Marquis de Sade~
“Two things are wanted by a true man, danger & play – therefore, he seeks a woman as the most dangerous toy.”
~Friedrich Nietzsche~
"It is called 'PLAY' for a reason!"
"I would rather stand ALONE with the truth any day, than to be found standing in a crowd who will believe anything just to 'belong"
The beatings will continue until moral improves you only hurt the one you love
Your mum pays me to go easy on you
the beatings will continue until moral improves
you only hurt the one you love
"Thou art to me a delicious torment"
~Emerson~
"I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, god, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding."
~Anais Nin~
"We are healed of a suffering only by experiencing it to the full."
Marcel Proust
"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell~(in Daphne Fielding, The Dutchess of Jermyn Street)
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.”
~Jim Morrison~
"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
~Marilyn Monroe~
A Leather Family like the Addams Family.
~WhyteHell~
"One of the pleasant things about owning a slave," I said, "is the opportunity to converse with her, listen to her, to hear her express herself, her feelings and ideas. One can learn much from a slave. Many slaves, like yourself, are highly intelligent. They can express themselves articulately, clearly, trenchantly and lyrically. It is a great pleasure to talk with them."
~Beasts of Gor - page 203~
"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf"
~Lana Turner~
"Trust everyone - but cut the cards."
~ W.C. Fields~
"I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure."
~Marquis de Sade~
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich~
"Most welcome, bondage, for thou art a way, I think, submission is not about being used, submission is about being of use. submission is not about what is done to you, submission is about what you do for others "Strong men simply need women. This will never be understood by weak men. A strong man needs a woman at his feet, who is truly his. Anything else is less than his fulfillment. Unknown liberty."
~William Shakespeare~
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
~Albert Einstien~(I like this im a pisces too :))
"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."
~Ernest Hemingway~
"Intimacy is based on shared vulnerability... Nothing deepens intimacy like the experiences that we share when we feel flayed, with our skins off, scared and vulnerable, and our partner is there with us, willing to share in the scary stuff."
~from The Ethical Slut~
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
~Emo Phillips~
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
~Mae West~
"Thou art to me a delicious torment
IF its KNOT fun, its KNOT done
"there is enough for you to fear without fears that are imaginary"
"Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl."
No individual nightmare can be scary enough to darken people's dreams"
anne rice aka anne roquiliere the beauty trilogy
“Home is not where you live but where they understand you.”
~Christian Morgenstern~(1871-1914)
'you know you've got to serve somebody'
~Bob Dylan~
My Way
~Frank Sinatra~
Under My Thumb
~Rolling Stones~
"Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and time of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services till you require.
~William Shakespeare~
"AND IT'S ONLY THE GIVING, THAT MAKES YOU, WHAT YOU ARE."
~Jethro Tull~
Devotion is internal enslavement. "Chains, my baby has got me locked up in chains; in chains, the ones you cannot see."
~The Beatles~
"To know the true measure of a man observe how he treats the gift of a woman’s submission. — Michael Makar
Oliver W. Holmes says: "A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions
Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren." - Hank Green
"She decided she would just be a fairy because she liked the option of flying without the responsibility of saving the world."— Amy Harmon
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
"How you walk with the broken speaks louder than how you sit with the great.” -Bill Bennot
"Some girls are full of heartache and poetry and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves instead of running away from them.” - Nikita Gill
"An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young." - Oscar Wilde
Author Unknown Follow my rules and I will TAKE you on the ride of your life, kicking and screaming optional.
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others"
~Mohandas Ghandi~
"People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.”
~Jim Morrison~
"...if you do tie her up from time to time, or whip her just a little, and she begins to like it, that's no good ... you have to get past the pleasure stage, until you reach the stage of tears."
~The Story of O~
"Last night You were, unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling, demon. You frightened me . . . Do it again."
~Marquis De Sade~
"The fair girl went on her knees, and bent over me, fairly gloating. There was a deliberate voluptuousness which was both thrilling and repulsive, and as she arched her neck she actually licked her lips like an animal, till I could see in the moonlight the moisture shining on the scarlet lips and on the red tongue as it lapped the white sharp teeth."
I THINK; THERFORE, I KINK-
"The very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly to Your s
Bob Dylan- Just Like A Woman (and she aches, just like a woman...but she breaks, just like a little girl.)
service; there resides To make me slave to it; and for Your sake...
A slave cleans your boots until you say they are done A submissive cleans your boots until they think the are done A bottom says "clean your own damn boots now beat me
"Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself..... The man who is proudly certain of his own value will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer, because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement, not the possession of a brainless slut."
~Ayn Rand~
"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
~Charles --M. Schulz~
"Chastity.....the most unnatural of the sexual perversions."
~Aldous Huxley~
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity."
~Albert Einstein~
“You can always rely on Americans to do the right thing. After they’ve done everything else.”
~Sir Winston Churchill~
"You have enemies? Good. That means that somewhere, some time in your life, you stood up for something."
~Sir Winston Churchill~
"Somebody has to do something. It is just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us"
~jerry garcia~
Why are we so full of restraint?
Why do we not give in all directions?
Is it fear of losing ourselves?
Until we do lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves.”
~~Henry Miller~
“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
…….. I can resist everything but temptation”
~Oscar Wilde~
"It's a dark road... and a dark way that leads to my house"
~Annie Lennox~ "Dark Road" (Songs of Destruction)
"without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible."
~Frank zappa~
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
~dr seuss ~
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
~Plato~
when women go bad, men go right after them
~mae west~
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you.
You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
~Bob Marley~
"I'm not upset that you lied to me,
I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”
~Friedrich Nietzsche~
"If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good."
~Dr. Seuss~
"Most welcome, bondage! for thou art a way,.. to liberty"
~Shakespeare~
I play in dungeons without dragons
IF its KNOT fun, its KNOT done
I don't have fantasies. I have plans!
"G-d makes no mistakes. So rejoice and love yourself today.
'Cause baby you were born this way"
~Lady Gaga~
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex."
~Billy Joel~
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
~Plato~
"The man who is proudly certain of his own value will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer, because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement, not the possession of a brainless slut."
~Ayn Rand~ Atlas Shrugged
"To be happy is the moral purpose of your life...the man must have the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself and in her surrender is his happiness...and the woman must worship the hero."
~Ayn Rand~
"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either."
~Mae West~
Respect The Lady...Use And Thoroughly Abuse The Slut...Protect The Little Girl
And You Will Own The Heart, Body, And Soul Of The Woman
Capture The Mind...The Rest Will Follow
~The Rest Will Follow
Author Unknown~
"Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold."
~Joseph Chilton Pearce~
"Toutes passions ne sout autre chose que les divers degres de la chaleur et de la froideur du sang"
~François de la Rochefoucauld~
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
~Mae West~
Women are like phones: They like to be held , talked to, and Touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected !
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly ......... On a broomstick..... We are flexible like that!
"If loving you makes a slave of me, then I'll spend my whole life in chains."
~Sophie B. Hawkins~
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel."
~Mysterious Ways- U2~
"And painful pleasure turns to pleasing pain."
~Edmund Spenser~ "The Faerie Queene"
"The very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly to Your service; there resides, To make me slave to it; and for Your sake..."
~William Shakespeare~
"You don't love a slave because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because You love her."
~Unknown~
"It means nothing to dominate the weak....it's a badge of honor to dominate the strong.... Show me a strong, confident and assertive woman who kneels submissively at your feet ...and I'll show you a slave worth owning"
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to
~Unknown~
“Too stiff, easily broken. Too soft, easily crushed.”
~Proverb~
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."
~Morticia Addams~
"Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!"
~Morticia Addams~
"I've been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg."
~Morticia~ [to Gomez]
"There is no coming to consciousness without pain."
~C.G Jung~
"Oooh baby, baby it's a wild world..."
~Cat Stevens~
"Stay sane inside insanity"
~ Little Nell~ aka Columbia in Rocky Horror
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
~Jessica Rabbit~ from the movie Roger Rabbi
"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
~Mae West~
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
~Dr. Seuss~
"We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice."
~Jerry Garcia~
"Looks like it's gonna be a good day, Tater."
~Ron White~
"For some people, this world ain't ever gonna be right."
~Dennis Quaid as Doc Holliday~ in the movie Wyatt Earp
"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
~Janis Joplin~
"Submission is a gift, born out of strength, fed by trust and kept by regards and respect"
~Confucius~
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you.
You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
~Bob Marley~
“I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women, to enter ordinary relationships. I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic—in the sense that I live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself.”
~Anais Nin~
"She decided she would just be a fairy because she liked the option of flying without the responsibility of saving the world."— Amy Harmon
"Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages." - Unknown
"Too weird to live, too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young." ~Oscar Wilde
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." ― Bob Marley
"People will stare. Make it worth their while." -Harry Winston
Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked out with anyone else
"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a only stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Just saying" -unknown
"But he who dares not grasp the thorn, should never crave the rose"
actually, the best gift you could have given her was a lifetime of adventures... Lewis Carroll
Ultimately, it is the desire, not the desired, that we love." Nietzsche
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety" Shakespeare
"Battles against women are the only ones you can win by fleeing" Torne Flee, spineless bastard.
"She poured out Swann's tea, inquired 'Lemon or cream?' and, on his answering 'Cream, please' said to him with a laugh: 'A cloud!'" Proust
"I know my breasts would burn
for you, who'd
Have thought the world turns
dark, for love, because
you fit me.
Like a hand in a soft glove, or
that I'd bleed
For you, and send wires, which
you hate, and make
Telephone calls I need
Your words, your laughter, your
soul Break
My bones if I lie I was wild
When you left."
Elizabeth Sargeant
"The heart changes, and it's our worst sorrow." Proust
"Lead as wisely as you can, and carry the weight of it as best you can."(Madame Secretary) Sometimes it isn't so easy to be in charge.
"Friendship that insists upon agreement in all things isn't worth the name"...Gandhi.
"The greatness of a man’s power is in the measure of his surrender." William Booth
"Service which is rendered without joy helps neither the servant nor the served. But all other pleasures and possessions pale into nothingness before service which is rendered in a spirit of joy." GandhiThis site is a sexual resource guide and contains material intended for viewing by adults only. By entering this site you agree to release the providers, owner, and creator of this site from any and all liability, whether direct or indirect, which might otherwise arise from your viewing of the material on this site.